Contest: A New Six-Word Motto for the U.S. (Again)

One year ago, we ran a simple contest on this blog: come up with a new six-word motto for the U.S. There were more than 1,000 submissions, a heated runoff between the finalists, and eventually a winner: “Our worst critics prefer to stay.”

The year that followed has been dramatic to say the least: the historic presidential election, a train wreck in the global financial sector, and a cratering “real” economy in the U.S. and elsewhere.

So I thought it might be worthwhile to try this contest again. A motto is meant to be permanent, or at least long-term; but just as a mental exercise, let’s assume we need a new one. “Our worst critics prefer to stay” ably captured the sentiment of a year ago, when there was rampant political dissension and concern about, say, the high price of gas. But such concerns have now been replaced by — what … Collective desperation? Radical hopefulness (warranted or otherwise)? A lack of faith — or, perhaps, a need for more faith?

Leave your suggestions for the new motto in the comments section. Once again, we’ll whittle down the submissions to some finalists and ask you to vote on them, and we’ll give some Freakonomics schwag to the winner/s.

Although the six-word conceit is an arbitrary one, please do stick to it, even if it means having a friend count the words for you. For some reason, such simple restrictions aren’t always upheld, as I discovered when I read the print version of this interesting profile of the newly appointed U.S. Senator from New York, Kirsten Gillibrand. In an earlier campaign, The Times article noted, Gillibrand “repeated a message that could be distilled in six words: Bush, Iraq, time for change.”

Addendum: The winner is announced here.

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  1. Blaise Pascal says:

    I dunno, I think “Our worst critics prefer to stay.” is still apt, and less likely to be overrun by time than anything catching the moment.

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  2. Josh says:

    Still the leading manufacturer of progress

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  3. Marc says:

    “Now Owned and Operated by China.”

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  4. Jonathan Carr says:

    “Fostering change in a changing World”

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  5. Anonymous says:

    Coffee is over, now brewing trouble.

    (Quite pessimistic, I apologize.)

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  6. Tim says:

    Climbing back on to the horse.

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  7. Ryan says:

    “Failure here’s better than success elsewhere.”

    Not necessarily a blanket statement, but I’d rather be an American beggar than a Zimbabwean (tr b m)illionaire.

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  8. Brian A says:

    “Welcome to General Motors of America”

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