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Breaking News: Soccer Fans Not as Horny as Previously Thought

A few years ago, Germany legalized prostitution. It wasn’t hard to surmise that this was meant to make Germany a bit more hospitable for all the World Cup fans who have been visiting this month. Indeed, brothels across the country staffed up and prepared for the boom — which, apparently, hasn’t happened at all. It may well be that enough soccer fans already feel they’re being screwed by the refs to bother going out at night and paying for it.


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