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By Steven D. Levitt July 10, 2006, 11:15 pm

You never know who you will meet online

So I’m playing poker online tonight and one of the players at my table has the moniker “NolimitFreak.”

On one of the first hands he plays, on the final round of betting I make a big bet, he raises me, I reraise him “all in,” and he folds. He then proceeds to call me a “turd” in the area where players can chat. I have no idea why.

A while later, I ask him a question: “Hey NolimitFreak, have you read the book Freakonomics?”

He responds, “I wrote it.”

I type back, “That’s amazing…I love the book!”

He didn’t reply.

I find it outrageous that the author of Freakonomics would go around calling someone a turd.


17 Comments

  1. 1. July 10, 2006 11:27 pm Link

    Yeah, we all have people like that on the internet. Well hope you liked meeting the writer of Freakonomics! What was that like?! ^^

    — Sony
  2. 2. July 10, 2006 11:27 pm Link

    Poker is so fun, in person or online, and playing with people you don’t know always adds a new dimension.

    I assume you were playing Texas Hold ‘Em - I love the game, but I am no good at it (according to most of the “seasoned Pros” I play against). But I beat them, almost always. How? I don’t play their game, and it often pisses them off. They can’t understand someone that raises on the river looking for an inside straight, but what they fail to realize is that, had they played me differently on the flop, I wouldn’t be sitting here on the river hoping for my straight - I would have been gone long ago.

    I love pissing players off by hitting what they consider “miracle hands”, or just out bidding them. Texas Hold ‘Em Poker isn’t just about odds, it is more about balls - and being able to read people.

    I would MUCH rather face a sore loser than a sore winner ;)

    Rob

    — kr8tr
  3. 3. July 10, 2006 11:30 pm Link

    I’ve heard of ‘identity’ theft. But this is ‘freaking’ ridiculous!

    — metin
  4. 4. July 10, 2006 11:54 pm Link

    Maybe you were playing against Dubner.

    — Stephen
  5. 5. July 10, 2006 11:56 pm Link

    Excellent post! I nearly laughed off my chair.

    — crscheid
  6. 6. July 11, 2006 12:10 am Link

    Dubner is getting a little loose in poker play apparently.

    — adamb0mb
  7. 7. July 11, 2006 1:55 am Link

    Wow, he’s so down to earth too. “Turd”, that’s keeping it real. It would really be funny if it was Dubner.

    — synapticmisfires
  8. 8. July 11, 2006 4:51 am Link

    It doesn’t surprise me that a gambler would lie, because I’ve never met one yet who loses money. Everyone I know who goes to Vegas comes back “a little bit ahead”.

    It’s amazing that the casinos can stay open losing money like that.

    — John S.
  9. 9. July 11, 2006 9:15 am Link

    It wasn’t me, you bunch of turds!

    — Stephen J. Dubner
  10. 10. July 11, 2006 10:18 am Link

    I don’t know how certain words become more common in language - I guess a lot of them appear in a movie and/or tv show and people start to use them. Well, ‘turd’ is the word my friends and I frequently use now in lieu of jerk, etc. Do insults follow the same pattern as children’s names?

    — mjstevens
  11. 11. July 11, 2006 11:58 am Link

    On the internet, no one can tell you’re a Freakonomics author….

    — ConnieH
  12. 12. July 11, 2006 2:03 pm Link

    He responds, “I wrote it.”

    Man, too bad you didn’t recognize him. You could have won 100 bucks.

    — Jason Malloy
  13. 13. July 11, 2006 2:26 pm Link

    When I play, i usually admit to writing the ‘poker for dummies’ book.

    — metin
  14. 14. July 11, 2006 7:07 pm Link

    That’s funny. He probably wrote on HIS blog that he met the writer of Freakonomics.

    Hey, Jason. Good one.

    — Dale
  15. 15. July 12, 2006 12:43 pm Link

    i haven’t heard the word ‘turd’ used in such a long time!

    — Princess Leia
  16. 16. July 13, 2006 3:43 am Link

    I turned the corner in Soho today and someone Looked right at me and said: Oh No! Another Laurie Anderson clone! And I said: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

    — funkyj
  17. 17. July 16, 2006 9:47 pm Link

    Perhaps it was Karl Rove.

    1. He is a notorious liar.
    2. He is sick of being the only one called “Turd”, or in his case, “Turd Blossom.”

    — StCheryl

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